This challenge is inspired by this wonderful thread by JohnStrong!
BREAKING NEWS: An unidentified singer is being chased by a stranger thing than you could ever imagine: a three-eyed three-legged flightless squishy singer eater
The only way for this unidentified singer to escape this monster's relentless pursuit is to keep running up that road, to keep running up that hill, to keep running up that building. It will take a staggering 1,234 miles to run through all these obstacles. How could one human do such a thing?
LUCKILY, this singer has figured out how to swap our places. At her will, she can swap places with you and me, and with any luck, you won't be unhappy about this. Let's exchange the experience and help her run away! It's up to us to each swap places with her, to walk, run, bike, or jog as much as we can, until she reaches the end.
Travel as many miles as you can. Half miles count! Let's help her escape the best we can. And if anyone has any information about who this unidentified singer may be, please come forward! Everyone is scratching their heads over this.
Hiking - 1.5 miles
1,232.5 miles left