Flapping the geese away!
ithilwenia
she/her
1 posts
After spending yesterday
these flaps feel much, MUCH harder than they should. But alas, these geese must be dealt with.
I just suspect, like @MRF , they are much more entertained than intimidated ...
these flaps feel much, MUCH harder than they should. But alas, these geese must be dealt with.
I just suspect, like @MRF , they are much more entertained than intimidated ...
Anek
If the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember Cedric Diggory.
Nooooo I just did 650 jumping jacks for my programs but they don't count 
I'll see if I have it in me so do a few more against these birds of woe
Edit: I must be crazy but I managed to shake my tail feathers some more. Go away you noisy birds!!
I'll see if I have it in me so do a few more against these birds of woe
Edit: I must be crazy but I managed to shake my tail feathers some more. Go away you noisy birds!!
Ah, good old Jumping jacks. Takes me back to our last event that had lots of them. Good times.
neilarey
...all out of tokens.
FLAP! Flap... flap flap... Flap!!!!
( I am doing my part )
( I am doing my part )
Those noisy birds woke me up at stupid o'clock! The little - maybe NOT so little - monsters! Gonna have to show them who's boss!
Got a few in while playing “Shake a Tail Feather,” will be back for more later.
Six Geese A-Flapping
BrianD
Not all who wander are lost....except the Lieutenant, he is definitely lost. Send an NCO to find him before he gets hurt or breaks something.
Fairly certain one of them tried to sell me injury insurance as I flapped
Anpuankhses
’’A person’s reason for doing someone a good turn matters as much as the good turn itself.’’ - The Neverending Story
Horus has come down from the sky and shaken me violently, squawking that this isn't how you're supposed to flap your wings.
Great, now I not only have to impress the geese but also my uncle...
Great, now I not only have to impress the geese but also my uncle...
Spartan926
23 posts
One hundred step jacks to start the day!
jothefanbeing
“God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation.” Julian Jarboe
Whoa!! This is my first time getting to take part in one of these, I'm excited!
Welcome aboard!
AquaMarie
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water.
Hello, the Guild! {looks around} Gracious. That's a LOT of geese. {starts flapping}
Anek
If the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember Cedric Diggory.
Flapping my way back to you geese!
Limping out my front door this morning, dealing with an Avian Invasion was NOT on my to-do list. And these geese are rude! They've been side eyeing my slow tempo step jacks before they fly off like "eugh, you call that flapping?" I don't know if I scare them or just make them uncomfortable 
Encina
The greatest oak was once a tiny acorn.
I think I'll stay in the back flapping with my fellow alchemist, @clarabell, and use the time to swap notes on barnacle stickiness.
Laura Rainbow Dragon
Nous sommes maîtres chez nous. Et nous le serons toujours. Elbows up, Canada!
Wow! What a magnificent flock of birds!
We don't see many greylags where I come from. Just the odd farm escapee that gets taken in by a local gaggle. But I do know your Canadian cousins to be magnificent birds who are fiercely protective of their families. It pains me that humans' hostile takeover of so much of your land has resulted in animosity between our two species. Please know that some of us are trying to do better.
I myself cannot fault you for visiting this fair. There is good grub to be had here! And honestly: with humans expanding our villages into your territory, why shouldn't you share in the bounty of the crops we harvest there? But it's not safe for you here on the village green. You're too exposed here.
Please, if you would allow me, I can lead you all to a lovely marsh in an area my fellow humans have agreed not to move into. It's much safer for you there, with a plentiful and self-sustaining supply of food.
We don't see many greylags where I come from. Just the odd farm escapee that gets taken in by a local gaggle. But I do know your Canadian cousins to be magnificent birds who are fiercely protective of their families. It pains me that humans' hostile takeover of so much of your land has resulted in animosity between our two species. Please know that some of us are trying to do better.
I myself cannot fault you for visiting this fair. There is good grub to be had here! And honestly: with humans expanding our villages into your territory, why shouldn't you share in the bounty of the crops we harvest there? But it's not safe for you here on the village green. You're too exposed here.
Please, if you would allow me, I can lead you all to a lovely marsh in an area my fellow humans have agreed not to move into. It's much safer for you there, with a plentiful and self-sustaining supply of food.
Czarmarciales
Married
Posting in thread? Not sure if this will work.
Halfway there! Flap faster everyone, we’ve got them on the run!
Princess Sarena Rose
Some things are worth rebuilding, like love sometimes. Some things are best left broken, like hearts sometimes. Growing up is knowing when to hold on, and knowing when its time to let go.
My first twenty jacks... points, points, points
I never thought my hours spent on untitled goose game would come to this...