Saw an ad today for a 220 square foot studio apartment in my neighbourhood, asking $1400 + electricity a month. Which the landlord, sadly, will likely actually be able to get.
The ad suggests the apartment is 350 square feet. But it includes a floor plan. And if you do the math on the floor plan, it adds up to 220 square feet, not 350.
The ad says the unit includes a "full" bathroom. But it only has a 3-piece. (More and more often these days I am seeing ads for apartments with no bathtub that nevertheless make this claim about having a "full" bathroom.) In this case the ad actually reads: "Full Bathroom: Gorgeous and modern,
perfect for relaxing after a long day." (Emphasis mine.) Perfect for relaxing? Really? You know a lot of humans who like to relax standing up, do you?
Of the kitchen the ad says: "Stylish Kitchen: Sleek, updated kitchen with
everything you need."
The kitchen has no dishwasher. It has only a single sink. It has less counter space than even my tiny kitchen. And no space in which one could possibly add any furniture of one's own.
The add claims the unit is: "Bright & Airy: Big windows let in plenty of natural light."
The apartment in truth has two windows, neither of which I would classify as "big", and one of which is in the bathroom!
"This cozy and super functional studio apartment is located on the second floor and
offers everything you need for comfortable living," says the ad. (Again: emphasis mine.)
Everything? Really?
The door to the apartment opens directly into the only room in which one could possibly put a bed. This room is smaller than either of the bedrooms in my apartment. And it would need to serve as bedroom and living room and dining room.
You're coming inside from a Canadian winter, dressed in a heavy coat and a hat and mittens, and boots that are covered in snow. And you've got no coat closet and are going to need to put your boot tray
in your bedroom.
And it's a second-floor apartment with no balcony.