@Maegaranthelas You're never too late to a party that will never end. I love you, you wonderful owl bard person you.
951 - 3 shrines, 90 squats! Addition - 2 minutes of march steps every time I fast travel. I think I'll use the 2 minutes for fast travel in other games too. So yeah, 2 minutes of march steps, fight me. OH YEAH, EPIC GLUTES DAY 25 + 1 SET FOR BOOTY.
341 - Five minute meditation!
ZORO WORKOUT - 1 Korok, 30 shoulder taps! Addition - 3 deaths, 30 overhead punches each, so 3 sets of 30... ... I'm gonna look like frickin' Goku when I'm done with this game.
Good thing - I did some quick Googling and I have been alive for 11,263 days. This means that as of writing, today has been my 11,263rd day of not being James Somerton. (I didn't watch his videos but I was still disappointed on a level of someone who loves doing research. I will pat the heads of any of his former fans.)
Cooper status - Not only can I confirm that Cooper is 50% floof and 50% love, I can also confirm he is 100% the goodest boy ever, and that he also is not James Somerton.