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@TopNotch @graoumia @Bracelet @JCU @aku-chan @CODawn and
@colin!
@colin I love retro-inspired music! It's a big life inspiration for me.
@Bracelet Hey, it's the right month for it, so I figured, why not get a jump on all the spookiness to share?
@aku-chan I would focus on the stop-motion, which is awkward and ungainly and... inhuman? May be why it holds up so well. And it feels so disgustingly tangible!
"First, we lay out the groundwork of who's who here." Simmi had managed to put together an easel with pieces of paper and a fat marker. She deserved an extra peck on the cheek for that. "And your first lesson - know your colours." "In the zone, you'll come across soldiers wearing different colours of camo. Pay attention, as these colours reveal their allegiances and whether they're friend or foe." He waited for comments, and hearing none, began.
He started with writing FREELANCERS = GREEN. "That's us. I don't know why you're here - maybe you're in debt, you're a mercenary, or any adventurer, it doesn't matter. If you came here by boat or don't belong to one of the other factions, you're with us. So when I'm done lecturing, give us people around the camp a hey, or lend them a hand in the field, would you? We have one rule among each other." He paused. "Don't be a jerk. That punky chick with the orange hair is who you go to for jobs, when you're starting out." Simmi smirked at this.
He wrote INSURRECTIONIST = ORANGE on the board. "The Insurrectionists are an upstart faction that worship Dillard Kempt. They function as bandits to us Freelancers, and are usually hostile on sight. Also armed with weapons of various make, like bolt action rifles and old submachine guns. They function out of Goldwood Forest, so be on your toes if you see them coming."
Then he wrote REVOLUTIONARIES = RED. "The local chapter of the commies wear red and black. I've never had them attack me or any other Freelancer, but that doesn't by default make them friends. They're jovial, willing to lend a hand, and if you cross them, exceedingly dangerous. I've taken a few jobs from them and never been stabbed in the back... but they've got their own agenda."
He wrote the letters NFTA = BLUE on the board. "Now I don't know where you all come from. You may be from a territory that the NFTA administers benignly." He cleared his throat. "Here, the NFTA is markedly less than benign - that is to say they're hostile to anybody who isn't one of theirs. Watch out for them! They're usually professionally trained and function cohesively in units. They're more well armed and armored by default."
He was narrowing down the list, writing SCAVS = BLACK. "These guys are bad news. Trust me, I have the scars to show. They're a loose band of mercs and treasure hunters who are out for profit, plundering the zone. Spoken plainly: they'll shoot on sight. While they don't work together often (or do it well), they're not to be trifled with. Don't engage them if you don't have an advantage.
Finally, he wrote CULT (?) = PURPLE. "Be wary of these folks! As best as I can find out, they operate up north near the Stone Maze, and only come out as solo stalkers. While I've never had them outright attack me, who knows what their goals are? Their gear is odd, with all sorts of strange mystical devices, and the kind of stuff you'd normally have any trouble procuring. Engage them at your own risk."
"Any questions?" His students were still listening intently, fortunately. One of them, a slight young woman in light expedition clothing, was actually taking notes.
"Next, we'll focus on important locations, and where you can get jobs."
Bees, I've got another update! Mega update this time, as I've been writing it over the course of the last few days.
After being absent from the gym for several days, it's good to get back in there and pound out some reps. Today was the last heavy Chest day before I go in a different direction.
Paused Bench: 127.5 x 6, 130 x 5. Eh, it's okay, but still a bit below-par for me.
Paused Incline Bench: 100 x 6, I think.
Paused Overhead Press: 65 x 5.
Triceps Pushdown: 10 x 8. Not going heavy with these today.
EZ Bar Preacher Curls: 45 x 8. This is a new PR! I had no idea I could actually curl this much.
I am going to depart from my current linear increase of weight, and try an actual program again. I've in the past used Candito's program to good effect, but I want to try something a bit different, so I'm going to go with Bromley's Bull Mastiff program. As I bought a copy of his book a few years ago, I actually possess the original template (which is later in the book). Excited to give my body a break from all the heavy poundages, and try progressing in another direction, of course.
(I still love my keyboard, it is awesome and good value for the money and the typing feels so good)
Tomorrow mom and I are having our weekly dinner at a tea buffet called "Playt" that's a favourite of ours - their cuisine runs the gamut, but the quality doesn't; it's always tasty! Om nom nom.
Have a great weekend, Bees!
Spooky: Today's Spooky Spotlight is on Clive Barker's Undying, a 2001 horror FPS.
WWI veteran Patrick Galloway, an amateur sorcerer, is called to the estate of his friend Jeremiah Covenant. Jeremiah insists that he is haunted by the spirits of his malevolent siblings, who, as children, performed a ritual that allowed them to cheat death. This ritual twisted their souls and bodies and made them undead monsters, and in over his head, Covenant has summoned Galloway to investigate. As a seasoned adventurer, Galloway will use any means he knows of (and some he discovers) to put an end to this deadly curse.
Sure, I've seen the first Hellraiser. But that's about as familiar as I am with Clive Barker's works. Even when I was a kid, and I heard about this game, I was a touch skeptical. "It's got a writer attached to it, but so what?" I thought.
And then I played the game, and was blown away. This was an ambitious, fully-satisfying, and above all, creepy horror game with strong FPS gameplay. The shooting was fundamentally good, of course, but it was the vast environments and the memorable, horrifying family that sold the deal. The puzzles were subtle and revealed layers to the gameplay that I'm still unpacking, and the level design is vast and multilayered. Where 1997's ROTH (which I may feature later on) stumbles, Undying positively soars.
Are you an FPS gamer? Undying is available on GOG for a steal.
Blame Canada: Getting in touch with my Canadian roots and watching episodes of Kenny vs Spenny. If you were like me and had never heard of this thoroughly puerile show, it was a series of competitions between two friends (!) to outdo each other in the most immature and pointless ways possible. The episode I'm on is particularly apropos of my favourite exercise - it's a battle between the two to see who benches more. Hilarity ensues!
Playing: So I'm pretty much losing interest in Surroundead. So far it's been an early game mess of looting, melee combat, and endless wandering. I get that the creator wanted to be more authentic in terms of loot and items, but that means the game is mired in the inconsequential.
Got stuck in Abiotic Factor again and had to consult several (confusing) walkthroughs. I'm not playing the game to its fullest, as there are so many recipes and decorations I haven't used. If I ever successfully finish the game with my rushed playthrough (failing to do so is a real possibility!), I'll start another one in which I play as a completionist. Even rushing through this dense game is difficult, however.
Watching: I finished watching VHS Halloween, so here's a big huge review.
So the theme for VHS Halloween is... well, you can probably guess. All the shorts have a spin on Halloween revelry gone terribly wrong.
Diet Phantasma: The framing short for this installment documents the testing of a new soda (just in time for Halloween) by a beleaguered scientist and his team. However, the tests don't go smoothly; while commenting that the soda is tasty, test subjects, without fail, violently expire...
Eh, it was okay. The gore is great, but the short is kind of repetitive (which may be the point, to show just how myopic, amoral, and short-sighted the team developing the soda is). Better for its comedy content than for being memorable. I give it three Phantasma sodas out of five.
Coochie Coochie Coo: Before heading to university, two mischievous friends promise to each other they'll paint the town red with their last Halloween together. Raising hell throughout the neighborhood, they come across, and become trapped in, a mysterious house with a horrific secret...
I liked this one! The horror starts when the annoying duo is trapped within the house, with familiar, but horrific vibes of monsters and mayhem running amok; I felt like there was a dash of inspiration from the Resident Evil series, which we can never have enough of. Uncomplicated, scary fun. I give it four and a half ominous pictures on the shelf out of five.
Ut Supra Sic Infra: Enric is the sole survivor of a Halloween night party gone violent. Shaken and traumatized, and unusually reluctant to relate exactly what happened, he tells the Policia of how they entered a mysterious mansion, poke around for a bit, and end up inexplicably murdered. The Policia takes him to the site to re-enact the events, little realizing what is about to transpire...
A dyed in the wool supernatural offering that's not particularly noteworthy except for it being set outside of the States. The horror felt perfunctory and while there were some creepy moments, it didn't really register for me. I give it two and a half unplugged phones out of five.
Fun size: Four adult friends are out on Halloween night trick or treating, vowing that they won't let derision over their age put a damper on their fun. Their sojourn is derailed when they encounter a strange bowl of candies they've never heard of. Soon, they find themselves in a surreal place with an equally surreal tormentor, and learn exactly what goes into those strange candies...
This one was good, fantastic fun, and features quite the nauseating premise. Again, it's a simple and uncomplicated premise of trying to escape from a dangerous place - kind of like a barf-inducing SCP. It scores big kudos for creativity, even if the protagonists are as deservedly-unfortunate as usual. I give it four and a half pieces of peculiar candy out of five.
Kidprint: Halloween this year in a small town has been curtailed, in light of a series of child disappearances. The proprietor of an electronics store, who films "Kidprints" to help prevent disappearances, nonetheless vows to take his kids out to have a good time but inadvertently stumbles upon a grisly discovery...
This one is the grimmest and darkest of the bunch, with little of the tongue-in-cheek black comedy of the others. It's predictably creepy, without being exceptional, and the killer is somewhat unmemorable. I give it three and a half video tapes out of five.
Home Haunt: The proprietor of a family-run haunted house enlists his long-suffering son once more in preparing their home as a haunted house attraction. Rummaging through a thrift store, they find a peculiar LP that promises to open the gates of hell. Just the thing they needed to add some atmosphere, right? Unfortunately, as they dim the lights, enter the maze, and start the record, the family and their guests are in for far worse than they'd ever expect...
More good and gory fun. The special and makeup effects are particularly memorable in this segment. I felt like it had a lot of character packed into its five minute finale, in which all goes to hell (literally), and demons haunt the haunt. It passes out four Halloween haunt fliers out of five.
Overall rating: All in all, a satisfying, blood-soaked treat that may not reinvent the wheel, but keeps it churning with spooky and enjoyable fare. In some ways it's among the best that the consistently entertaining franchise has to offer. I give it four and a half lame, found footage cameramen Halloween costumes out of five.
Listening to: HIM - I Love You (Prelude to a Tragedy). I actually have some listening history with HIM, stretching back twenty years or so. I used to workout to their tunes (sometimes still do), and I love the catchy crunch of their guitars. Just the right song for a fast approaching Halloween!