Secret Santa Workout Gift Exchange

Hey ho, fellow bees! Anyone want to participate in a Secret Santa Holiday Workout Gift Exchange? This is something I used to do with my zombie-apocalypse-themed workout group back in the day, and it was always a lot of fun!

Here's how it works:
  1. You must have an active Check-In Thread here in the Hive to participate. This is so that your Santa can read up on the types of workouts you like to do, so they can design a suitable "gift" for you. * If you're new here: Welcome! You can still join in if you set up a new check-in thread now and post at least three updates prior to the Secret Santa assignments going out. (More is better.) Also: if there's not much content in your check-in thread yet, please post an intro/summary of where you're at in your fitness journey right now.
  2. If you'd like to join in, sign up by commenting on this thread. The deadline to join is Saturday, December 2, 2023.
  3. If you decide to join in, you will be assigned your giftee, either by me or by my assistant elf (if somebody volunteers to assist me with this task), via DAREBEE private message. Santa assignments will be delivered by Tuesday, December 5. Be sure to check your in-box!
  4. Once you receive your assignment, go and read your giftee's check-in thread. (If it's really long, just reading the most recent couple of pages is fine.) Then design a 15-30 minute workout that you think will be fun and challenging for your giftee to complete. The theme of the workout is: Holiday Highjinks in the Hive. (More on this below.) Write up the workout, and send it via DAREBEE private message, either to me or to my assistant elf (whichever elf gave you the assignment). The deadline for turning in your gift is Saturday, December 16. DO NOT BE LATE!
  5. I will post all of the workout gifts here in this thread (so you won't know who your gift came from). Your gift will be posted here no later than Wednesday, December 20. (I need time to do this. Which is why you need to get your gifts submitted on time!)
  6. You must complete your workout gift and post in your check-in thread that you did it, no later than Monday, January 1, 2024.
  7. Is it better to give, or to receive? To investigate this question, you must also complete the gift you gave and post about doing so in your check-in thread. To make it harder for your giftee to identify you, you may break up this workout across multiple days and/or be vague in describing the exercises you did. The deadline for completing this is also Monday, January 1.
  8. Read up on your fellow Bees' holiday adventures in their check-in threads and try to guess who was your Santa!

The Rules:
  1. Try to wrap your gift in a story that explains why your giftee must complete the exercises you have assigned to them. (For some inspiration, you can check out past ZOINKS Secret Santa gifts here.) The theme for these stories is: The Bees are all working to organize a big holiday party for the Hive. But trouble ensues which gets in the way of their efforts. Your giftee Bee will conquer this trouble through completing their workout gift. (In the ZOINKS gifts, the trouble is usually zombies, since that was the theme of that group. You can make up whatever sort of trouble you like for this story gift.)
  2. Don't be gruesome! We're here to challenge one another. But also to have fun. The workout you design is meant to be a gift. Do not assign anyone 100 burpees! (Unless they've written recently in their check-in thread about how much they LOVE burpees and really hope that Santa will gift them with a high volume of them.)
  3. All exercises assigned should be no-equipment exercises--unless you know from reading your giftee's recent check-in posts that they have regular access to the equipment you're asking them to use.
  4. If you assign an obscure exercise, you need to include a link to a demo of how to do it. Anything in the DAREBEE video exercise library is fair game (if it's within your giftee's wheelhouse). For yoga poses, please use pose names from the Pocket Yoga pose library (or provide a link to a demo if you're assigning a specific sequence, or a pose that's not in that library).
  5. Modifications are fine! If you are gifted with push-ups, but can only do kneeling push-ups at this point in your fitness journey, for example, it's fine to do the kneeling variety. Conversely: if you assign your giftee step-jacks as part of their workout, because you've read in their check-in thread that they're not doing high impact activities at the moment, but you want to do jumping jacks as part of your "gift you gave" workout, this is fine too. Try to complete both the gift you receive, and the gift you gave to the best of your ability, using exercise variations that are right for you. In the Hive, we honour where each individual bee is at in their own fitness journey at this moment in time.
  6. You are welcome to use DAREBEE Workouts as part of, or as inspiration for, the gift you design if you like. Or you can design something totally original. It's up to you. For selecting individual exercises, DAREBEE's handy Bodyweight Exercises and No-Equipment Ab Exercises charts might be useful.
  7. Try to design a gift that can be completed in ~ 15-30 minutes.
  8. If you have any questions--either about designing your gift, or about how to complete your gift once you've received it, please post them here. (Or you can PM me if posting your question publicly would give away too much about the gift you're designing.) I will try to answer all gift questions myself (so your Secret Santa does not need to out themself by answering themself). Santas: I, or my assistant elf, may contact you via PM if a question is asked about the gift you gave which I don't know how to answer.
  9. The December 16 deadline is a HARD DEADLINE. Please don't miss it! If you sign up to participate in this gift exchange, you are committing to desiging a workout gift for one of your fellow Bees, and submitting it to me (or my assistant elf) between December 5 and December 16, 2023.
  10. Have fun!
Comment below if you want to join in!
 
Yay! Mixing in the other gifts really made it tricky, but you were right, the style and the wording seemed like yours. The crow pose was also suspicious, along with how you made sure there was an optional substitution for the run. Knowing that your running schedule is often determined by how merciful the Canadian winter decides to be, it made sense that you would pay attention to weather being a possible obstacle. :ss:

I loved both the story and the workout, so thank you very much! :heart:
 
Okay. I'm going to say: all the Santas have 24 hours left in which to post some kind of hint about the gift they gave in their own check-in thread. (Many of you guys have already done so. You are awesome and don't need to do anything now. But those of you who have thus far remained completely invisible: you know who you are! Please give your giftee a fighting chance.) By this time tomorrow night, if you've not been outed yet, and I cannot find any hints in your check-in thread, I'm going to start dropping hints here. One hint per still-secret Santa a day for 3 days. After the 3rd day of hints drops, I'll declare a free-for-all, meaning everyone can try to make a stab at guessing who all the still-hidden Santas are. If after 48 hours of the free-for-all any Santas are still a secret, hmm... do you want me to out everybody? Or do Santas who make it that far incognito get to remain a mystery forever? Vote here!
 
Yay! Mixing in the other gifts really made it tricky, but you were right, the style and the wording seemed like yours. The crow pose was also suspicious, along with how you made sure there was an optional substitution for the run. Knowing that your running schedule is often determined by how merciful the Canadian winter decides to be, it made sense that you would pay attention to weather being a possible obstacle. :ss:

I loved both the story and the workout, so thank you very much! :heart:
You are very welcome @Mianevem . I'm glad you liked it!

I did wonder if including crow pose would maybe give me away. But it fit so perfectly with the story. And then quite a few of the gifts ended up having yoga poses in them!
Running was a given for you. I had to include that. I did not consider that might be what gave me away until all the gifts had been turned in, and then I thought: Uh-oh! What if Mianevem and I are the only Santas who do any running this month?
But I didn't try to disguise my writing voice. I was fairly confident you'd be able to identify me from that in any case.
 
A summary of Santas who have already been outed (to narrow down your list some, for those of you still trying to guess):


@Quarkmage was correctly guessed by @Nevetharine to be her Secret Santa

@legolo was correctly guessed by me to be my Secret Santa

@Saffity was correctly guessed by @Syrius to be her Secret Santa

@neilarey was correctly guessed by @Sólveig to be her Secret Santa

@Laura Rainbow Dragon was correctly guessed by @Mianevem to be her Secret Santa

@OJJJEM was correctly guessed by @Maegaranthelas to be their Secret Santa
 
Santas who are still a secret:

@Nevetharine
@graoumia
@princess_sarena
@Sólveig
@Mianevem
@Syrius
@Anek
@Proister
@heeropotter
@Maegaranthelas
@f1shtacular
@Gandhalfit
@valle0302

Most of these Santas have left clues in their check-in threads, but a few have been quiet. So here are some clues for the following giftees:

@legolo : a royal Diana
@graoumia : se réveiller
@Proister : your Santa is on the run
@heeropotter : your Santa may be a hard taskmaster, but he's not punchy
@valle0302 : most of us would be hard pushed to match your Santa's daily routine
 
Amazing. Without @Laura Rainbow Dragon 's clue, i wouldn't have figure out it was you @Gandhalfit . Thanks again, it was really fun, and a bit hard with all the planks, but it means i need it, right ? It was a lovely gift :love:
I did kind of drop a hint in my thread but I guess it wasn't good enough
I'm glad you liked it
 
Final day to guess your own Santa before the free-for-all.

Summary of Santas who have already been outed:

@Quarkmage was correctly guessed by @Nevetharine to be her Secret Santa
@legolo was correctly guessed by me to be my Secret Santa
@Saffity was correctly guessed by @Syrius to be her Secret Santa
@neilarey was correctly guessed by @Sólveig to be her Secret Santa
@Laura Rainbow Dragon was correctly guessed by @Mianevem to be her Secret Santa
@OJJJEM was correctly guessed by @Maegaranthelas to be their Secret Santa
@Sólveig was correctly guessed by @neilarey to be her Secret Santa
@Gandhalfit was correctly guessed by @graoumia to be her Secret Santa

So the Santas still in hiding are:

@Nevetharine
@graoumia
@princess_sarena
@Mianevem
@Syrius
@Anek
@Proister
@heeropotter
@Maegaranthelas
@f1shtacular
@valle0302

Some more clues:

@legolo : heroes and heroines
@Proister : bump, block, spike, serve
@heeropotter : look for a bird experiencing its summer season this time of year
@valle0302 : a total nighthawk

Also: not going to say who this one is for, but the Viking Elf didn't know who the Santas in my group got assigned to, and I didn't know who the Santas in her group got assigned to. So there was potential for reciprocity to have occurred more than once. Don't discount this possibility in your search.
 
@Sólveig

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Okay. I think I promised another set of clues. But I want to get my outdoor stuff done early today before the wind picks up. And I think there are enough clues out there now, in any case. So I am declaring the free-for-all! Anyone who wants to take a stab at guessing any of the remaining still-secret Santas may now do so! @Syrius how's your spreadsheet coming? ;)
 
@Gandhalfit i was just leaving another clue, no need as you found me, well done, happy you finally didn't give up the search.
I suspected it was you for a while but I said to myself "they wouldn't pair a couple of Santas to each other ". I guess I was wrong.

I love that workout btw. I don't always write it in my thread but I do it almost every night.
 
I suspected it was you for a while but I said to myself "they wouldn't pair a couple of Santas to each other ". I guess I was wrong.

I love that workout btw. I don't always write it in my thread but I do it almost every night.
I was thinking like this too, @Laura Rainbow Dragon 's clue helped me to find you, and i read after that that we were not alone in this situation. Really happy to hear that you like your workout, i was annoyed it was maybe not as fun as others, like your gift was. Thanks again, and thanks to Laura who help me to correct it with her yoga skills.
 
I was thinking like this too, @Laura Rainbow Dragon 's clue helped me to find you, and i read after that that we were not alone in this situation. Really happy to hear that you like your workout, i was annoyed it was maybe not as fun as others, like your gift was. Thanks again, and thanks to Laura who help me to correct it with her yoga skills.
It is exactly what I need 😍
 
Okay. I think I promised another set of clues. But I want to get my outdoor stuff done early today before the wind picks up. And I think there are enough clues out there now, in any case. So I am declaring the free-for-all! Anyone who wants to take a stab at guessing any of the remaining still-secret Santas may now do so! @Syrius how's your spreadsheet coming? ;)
It's full of guesses! :chuckle: