All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. Chuck Palahniuk
This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid. George V. Higgins
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. Benjamin Franklin Wade
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. Mae West
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. W.C. Fields
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Oscar Levant
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know. Mark Twain