Quest for Muscle: The Return of the Pump

[GentleOx]

Thank you @MadamMeow, @JCU, @Obsinosterous, @Laura Rainbow Dragon , @Fremen, @aku-chan! We can make it together!
@PetiteSheWolf Those are egg waffles! They're like waffles, only egg shaped? They taste pretty similar. I prefer mine chocolate flavoured, but you can find them in cheese, sweet potato, and other flavours.

Hey everyone! I hope your week is going well so far. I took a break from the gym today (practically no exercise), but I figured that tonight warrants a special occasion post, given the circumstance.

Bizarrely, I dropped to 81.8 kg after topping out of 83 a few weeks ago, and having treats every day. Progress is progress, I guess.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN BEES!



Playing: Sulfur, natch. I made it to the third area after powering up my guns and wreaking merry havoc on those annoying snipers. Tonight, Dragon Age Veilguard unlocks at midnight, so I'm going to tweak my pc settings, create my character, and dive in! Woohoo! Also, Vampire Hunters dropped its full release, so in the spirit of Halloween ghoulishness, I may give that another whirl.

One might inquire as to why I don't play spooky games like Outlast. I've played my share of spooky games (Cry of Fear was the standout, I'm sure, and I used to play the Thief games), but I'm not a big fan of powerlessness in games. It drives me nuts having to run and hide away from enemies. Maybe in the future?

Watching: So I watched Cuckoo, which I've been meaning to do for awhile.

Sullen teenager Gretchen arrives in Germany with her father, and stepmother and stepsister. She is hurting from the absence of her mother in the States, and misses her dearly. They are moving there as to assist the owner of a resort in designing a new hotel. With little to do, Gretchen is employed by the owner to operate the hotel's front desk, but struggles to be at peace. What's the deal with the creepy owner? Why is she experiencing strange lapses in memory? And why is she warned to stay out of the woods?

This is an intriguing film; it's basically arthouse horror that is well-served by being unsettling and creepy. At first, I was a bit thrown off by the fish out of water drama presented by the protagonist's situation, but the horror is slowly teased out by clever scares. I almost had the impression that the film takes place several decades in the past, as its stylish presentation eschews the simple, easy-to-digest horror we're used to. And make no mistake, this one is pretty weird. I'm still trying to wrap my mind around exactly what was going on, though the film is not as hard-to-understand as you might expect. There is no reality-bending nonsense, eg. The ending third of the film is much weaker than what precedes it.

Was it a good horror flick by my metric? Eh, it was alright. A good exercise in style, but barring one or two moments, couldn't deliver with the scares and premise. There are some good performances (particularly by the lead, Hunter Schafer, and a suitably over-the-top turn by Dan Stevens), but nothing on the level of say, Smile 2.

I give it three butterfly knives out of five.

I may watch another Halloween movie tonight, though I haven't decided on anything as of yet. I may go with a throwback like The Wicker Man (I've never seen this one!), or Oddity. Hrmm.

Listening to: Type O Negative - Creepy Green Light. I started the list of Halloween songs with Type O Negative, and it's only fitting that I close with them. This is a suitably spooky and morbid number that's simple in concept, but excellent in execution. The telltale ToN riffs are excellent, and the song is both crunchy and catchy.

"This Halloween, so unlike any other
Her final words, don't be afraid
Of the green light, of the green light"

 

[GentleOx]

Greetings Bees! I come in peace. Now, kneel before your ruler, Ox!

Dragon Age Veilguard has officially been released! Squee!

Unusually for me, I didn't take the day off, and chose to go to the gym early, so I could play a little when I got back. Today was a paused Push day that didn't go as well as it could've.

Paused Bench Press: 135 x 4. Another plateau - I might move to another rep scheme to try and shake things up.
Paused Overhead Press: 67.5 x 5. *grunt*
Cable Flys: 8 x 8.
Dumbbell Flat Curls: 22 x 20. Good Lord. These were an all-out effort in and of themselves.

Got my egg waffles, then headed home to play some Dragon Age!

Take it easy, Bees! Have a great weekend!

Playing: Take a guess. I had to fiddle with it a bit to get it to run smoothly on my fossil of a system (and it still gets lackadaisical frame rates from time to time), but f*ck the haters. I like the game so far, and am interested in seeing where the storyline leads. Absolutely love the production values and art design - it's clear that a lot of care was taken, and the game feels quite polished.

(...and some Sulfur?)

Watching: More of Seal Team at the gym. Again, beggars belief how much immaturity and lack of professionalism the show portrays in an outfit that's said to be the best of the best. Still haven't chosen a late night cinema film.

Listening to: Hans Zimmer and Lorn Balfe - Dragon Age Veilguard Theme. A dark, but heroic number that heralds in another entry in the series.

 

[GentleOx]

'Lo, Bees! It's been too long since my last update - three days. Got in a good Push workout today to make up for the absences.

Bench Press: 135 for sets of 3. Shaking it up a bit; did this for five sets. Just focused on getting in good easy reps for now, rather than shooting for PRs day after day.
Overhead Press: 70 x 5. Nice and smooth.
Overhead Triceps Extensions: 8 x 8.
Dumbbell Hammer Curls: 20 x 20. No pushing for PRs today.

I've got a bit of elbow pain from all the pushing movements, so I may have to let off on all the chest workouts (or at least move to doing them once, rather than twice a week).

I've got a head full of hair dye as I write this; one of the perks of advancing age is getting grizzled, among other things. Gotta keep that luscious (lol) hair jet black!

Spotted some interesting sights in the same complex that I saw the cat hanging around.



Like it was out of another time and age... which it may be.



Nifty! If I ever decide to add extra ink (very unlikely, methinks) to my arms, I'll come here.



These weren't the only absolutely wicked motocycles parked around. Love the vintage look of the store; may have to come inside next time and have a browse.

Have a great week, Bees!

Playing: What's this? Sulfur has monopolized my spare gaming time. I've played so many hours and gotten so far, and yet, I have yet to finish a full run. I'll give it another hack tonight.

Haven't even played DA:V these past few days, so I'll try to get back into it tonight. I like it so far (the writing could be snappier, admittedly), but the frame rate issues on my lousy PC are souring the experience, somewhat.

Watching: Finished Seal Team Season 4. So... in a finale that's stuffed with excellent action, and, more glaringly, out of place drama, can the action overcome the silly interpersonal plotlines? Ehh, somewhat. They personal plotlines are still clumsily executed (I know that sometimes the show wants to be topical), and the action and technical prowess of the show stands unrivaled. Onto Season 5. (Interestingly, I feel like the scenes with the psychologist are among the show's best, and are, like the other technical aspects, realistically realized).

Not sure what to watch for late night cinema, but I'll get on it.

Listening to: Saffari - Ocean Dreams. Here's some nice, breezy synth to see out the night.

 

[GentleOx]

Hey again Bees! Super tired, but another good workout in the bag.

Today was Pull day, but I mixed it up by doing some exercises I don't usually do.

Underhand Barbell Rows: 90 x 6. I find these so much harder than the overhand version, but oh well.
Cable Rows: 12 x 8. Maybe these are a bit too easy.
Machine One Arm Rows: 70 x 6. A new PR!
Neutral Grip Pulldowns: 80 x 7. Another PR!
Incline Rows: 28 x 6. Also a PR!
Pull Ups: Max set of 6.
+23,000 steps!

Well, at least the election's over and done with. And that's all I'm going to say on the subject.

How about some cuteness to compensate?



Today they brought along this new puppy! It was quite well behaved and good natured.



Maple golden was back, too!

Doggos are great, they are the best, they are furry fluffy and friendly

Hope your week is going well, Bees!

Playing: Of course, Sulfur, but I managed to squeeze in some DA: V as well. Encountered a new party member and completed part of a major quest. Make no mistake, this is shaping up to be one big game. Reinstalled Starfield on a whim, so I'll see if that gets any love. So many games to play!

Watching: I didn't watch Seal Team at the gym. I watched bits of Boy Kills World, which I may eventually review. Spoiler: Flick is too goofy for its own good. Also, mom and I are interested in watching a local movie about a funeral home, which looks quite interesting; we agreed to watch it next week.

Listening to: Faith No More - We Care a Lot. What do they care a lot about, you might ask? Well, they tell you in the song! The references are dated, but the sarcastic attitude make this one absolute gold. This song is my anthem for troubling times like these: well, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it!

"We care a lot about the Garbage Pail Kids, they never lie
We care a lot about Transformers 'cause there's more than meets the eye
We care a lot about the little things, the bigger things we top
We care a lot about you people yeah you bet we care a lot, yeah!"

 

[Fremen]

Congrats

 

[TopNotch]

Congrats! You just keep racking them up!

 

[JCU]

Congratulations!

The puppies are much needed today. Very cute!

 

[Laura Rainbow Dragon]

Congrats again on even more PRs, Ox!

Cheers for the puppy loving! We need them even more in times like these!

 

[Obsinosterous]

PRs!!

 

[MadamMeow]

Congrats for the PRs!

Also dig those puppies and Faith No More!

 

[GentleOx]

Thanks a ton @MadamMeow, @Obsinosterous, @Laura Rainbow Dragon, @JCU, @TopNotch, and @Fremen. May there be better days ahead!

Hail, Bees! Today is my second Push day of the week, but this time I eschewed the regular benching (for the sake of fun) to try another variation. The shoulder press stayed the same.

Close Grip Bench Press: 125 x 4. Ugh, I was aiming for five reps, but I was worried I wouldn't be able to make it. Next time!
Paused Overhead Press: 70 x 6. Not bad, not bad.
Straight Bar Pushdown: 13 x 6.
Lateral Raises: 10 x 8.
EZ Bar Preacher Curls: 42.5 x 6.

It's cooler these days. The steamy weather has receded for now, which is an absolute relief.

Tomorrow is hot pot night! Om nom nom.

Have yourselves a great weekend, Bees!

Playing: Sulfur has grabbed a hold of me and refuses to let go. I've been logging hours in the game, amassing resources and making runs, with the eventual goal of finishing all the areas. In the event that I succeed, I'll write a review. I'll try to play some DA:V tonight (after Sulfur, natch).

Watching: Been watching Boy Kills World in drips and drabs over these past few months (I know, I should've finished it a long time ago, but them's the breaks). Here's a review!

In a dystopian Asian city, the vile Van Der Kroy family rules with an iron fist, cementing their control over the masses with a spectacle known as "The Culling". One of their past culls resulted in the maiming of a boy and the murder of his family. This mute young man toils under the brutal training of a mysterious shaman and hones his fighting skills, all to topple the Van Der Kroy and kill their matriarch - Hilda.

In summary: Inventive action sequences can't make up for an uneven tone and an excess of nonsense that fails to stick.

So, it's the Hunger Games meets The Raid 2. And it doesn't quite work. Not for lack of trying, though. We've got action, hammy performances, flashbacks, a mute protagonist accompanied by ridiculous narration, comedy, melodrama, dystopian stylings - the list goes on. Sure, it's oddly compelling from time to time as one marvels at the sets, or the occasional clever dialogue. But there's still a rub. The film has too much going on - there's even a late game twist that I didn't see coming, but that didn't save the film. I didn't really care for many of the film's gimmicks, like a mute protagonist whose inner voiceover sounds like a videogame, or for an ally who speaks in gobbledygook. I haven't even mentioned the numerous plotholes that the film trips on.

Reviewers will compare the film to video games. If you take away all the stylish trappings, it's just one set piece after another with the most tenuous of connective tissues. I didn't care a bit about the plot, and all the other crap attached to the set pieces is just that: crud. With some careful excision, you could come up with a leaner, meaner film that would resemble its inspirations. But instead, we have this exercise in genre-mashing that doesn't really cohere. Most of the film is this "fun" colourful adventure, until it succumbs to a serious final stretch that's at odds with the beginning.

The fight scenes are excellent, as expected, and it's clear that star Bill Skarsgard put serious work into transforming his physique and learning the choreography. The film's fight scenes are zippy and creative, and are often a joy to watch, but sometimes, even they suffer from throwing in everything but the kitchen sink. And they don't make up for an unfocused film that plays fast and loose with everything. Not the worst I've watched, but unsatisfying in the end.

I therefore award Boy Kills World two and a half flying joint-locks out of five.

Here's a trailer, if you're intrigued!

Listening to: Pixies - Monkey Gone to Heaven. If man is five, then the devil is six? And if the devil is six, is god seven? I don't really know what it all means, but I do know that this is an amazing song. It's actually really relaxing.

 

[GentleOx]

Beaming my Ox signal down from geosychronous orbit!

Hello again, Bees. Feels like it's been awhile, so I'm back with another workout - another Push day with slightly increased poundages.

Bench Press: 137.5 x 3 for five sets. Felt about right.
Overhead Press: 72.5 x 5 for four sets. Same here.
EZ Bar Pushdown: 14 x 6.
Bicep Curls (the classic kind): 20 x 20.

And that was about it.

Afterward, spent some time cyberpunking around, so here are some sights!



The mystics are still doing a steady business hitting villains.



Really like this photo. I didn't go inside the store, but it seems to be full of knick-knacks and assorted wares.



We had hot pot on Saturday! It was an absolute delight! (Pardon the half-eaten pigeon wing.) Curiously, my stomach stood up to all the spicy foods - tolerance, maybe?

Watching the light fade from the city as the sky darkens.

Hope your week's going great, Bees!

Playing: Uhh... mostly Sulfur. I spent all this money on a triple AAA release, and instead find myself coming back to the unassuming indie FPS. I'm not sure if this says more about me, or Sulfur. At least I finished the early access levels. So now it's time for DA:V? Let's hope so.

Watching: Watched a little bit of Season 5 of Seal Team at the gym. Also started... shock! Horror! Agony! - Rob Zombie's House of a 1000 Corpses! It's tasteless, messy, and unoriginal, but it's also oddly entertaining? I chose it on a whim, as I have a thing for cult classics. I'll see if I can finish it tonight.

Listening to: BLACKSHAPE - ITIIITIATIIHYLIHYL. I haven't the foggiest idea what the song's actual title is, and usually, I'm too impatient to listen to post-rock/metal, but this one has a graceful, lingering sound that only rises when the heaviness kicks in.

 

[GentleOx]

Salve, Bees!

Today I saw a movie, braved the lingering typhoon, and got in a punishing workout! Today was a long-needed Leg day, after I'd paused for two weeks.

Squats: 130 x 3. ...And that sucks. This is far lighter than I've lifted these past few months. This is a lesson to you, folks, if you can at all avoid it, don't take prolonged breaks away from the gym. I'll of course build this back up over the next few weeks, starting with lighter weights.
High Bar/Low Bar Squats: Just for practice. I'm monkeying around with the different bar placements; my current stance is something between high and low bar, as I don't find either very comfortable.
Leg Extensions: 16 x 10.
Back Extensions: Sets of 10.

And now I'm super sleepy.

The big news of today was the typhoon! It was raised to signal 8 last night (which means work and school is cancelled), and only lowered this morning; I set out for the cinema not knowing if public transport would be in service, but I got myself a minibus and managed to get there. Today was the premiere of Gladiator II in Hong Kong, and I found a surprisingly large number of people watching it as well.

On Friday I'm watching a local Hong Kong drama with mum called "The Last Dance". I saw people snapping up tickets for that one a week after its release, so it seems to be popular.

It's almost Friday, Bees! Keep chugging along!

Playing: Uh... mostly Sulfur. Sulfur just dropped another update, so I'm likely to be playing it even more than I already am. Though I got through more of DA:V and had to make my first major decision - I even encountered a boss while wondering "am I really supposed to be able to kill this thing at this juncture"? Fortunately, I was not. Flaggle Claggle.

Watching: Apart from the usual Seal Team episodes, I watched GLADIATOR 2 - err, II, at the cinema today! So here's a review.

Summary: A sumptuous cinematic sequel that favours bold spectacle over compelling plot and cohesion.

Lucius, the son of Roman royalty Lucilla, lives a happy life away from the scheming and bloodshed of the Roman empire in Numidia. There, he tends to crops alongside his wife Arishat. However, his life is upended when the Roman imperial army invades, kills his wife, and sells him into slavery. He must fight for his very survival and revenge under the ownership of the scheming Macrinus, who has his own nefarious designs. Blood will be shed, battles fought, and an empire shaken.

Where to begin? For starters, this is *another* historical epic from the aging, but ludicrously deft Ridley Scott. You get pretty much what you'd expect from a film like this, but to review: gorgeous costumes, enormous set pieces, rousing speeches, pseudo-Shakespearean plotting, and plenty of violence (but it's rather light on romance, curiously). NB Historically accurate, it is gleefully not. I have no fault with the spectacle side of things: there's an invasion of the hero's home, then our hero starts out battling rabid baboons, and it only gets crazier from there. The action and grandiose filming is simply impeccable, though I knew that Scott always delivers.

As a sequel to Gladiator 2, there just more of... everything. There's more camp here than there was before, courtesy of the snivelling emperors (one of the funniest moments involves a monkey being appointed to the senate), but the acting is generally quite strong, and convincing. Denzel's Washington's winking, and scenery-chewing slaveowner Macrinus wouldn't work in the hands of another actor, but Washington lends the film his seductively charismatic and larger-than-life presence. When I heard that Washington was in the film, I was a bit incredulous and thought that he would clash with the epic proceedings, but he just fits right in. Similarly, Mescal is tough and charismatic, though not with a lot of depth. Pedro Pascal's Acacius is a welcome presence who channels gravitas and regret.

So what doesn't work? Being a film that throws everything at you, some parts are inevitably weaker than others. Fundamentally, it's not as strong as the first Gladiator, and I've been reflecting on why. The first Gladiator was relatively simple; it focused on revenge (and so does this one), with the political plot points in the background. With the second film, there's a lot more attention paid to the idiocy of the emperors, life in Rome, and the plot to usurp the emperors. And it just doesn't quite balance. Also, while Mescal is a strong lead, he's not given that much to work with. We know he fights well, he's witty, he's Roman royalty, and his wife was murdered. He gives good speeches, apparently (one of the cheesiest aspects, I thought). But these elements are jumbled, and apart from the royalty plot, not given that much detail. And his part in it is just one of many. I checked the time late in the film (I almost never do this) - this is a loooooooong movie, and it certainly feels like it. There's so much going on.

Still, I had a grand time. While it's not a classic, it's still pretty darned fun.

I give Gladiator II four thumbs down out of five.

Here's a trailer!

Listening to: Ex Deo - I Caligvla. Gonna be honest, much as I'm fond of Gladiator, I feel like the soundtrack has been kinda overused - particularly Now We are Free. So I found something else Roman-themed for tonight's song. This is an awesome song from death metal band Ex Deo about Emperor Caligula, matched to a suitably silly music video. It's like the hilarious opposite of the $300 million movie I watched today!

 

[PetiteSheWolf]

Thank you for the review of Gladiator II!
BTW, I saw "longlegs" last WE, excellent! More thriller than horror, and you can guess from the very first phone convo mommy dearest is up to no good ; and Nicholas Cage chews the scenery very gleefully I give it four lifelike dolls out of five. (just one doll off because I think the ending could have been quite stronger).

 

[JCU]

Thanks for another excellent review!

 

[NancyTree]

I am also happy with your review of the second Gladiator! I was sceptical whether I should give it a chance, because I like the first one so much and such sequels are then most of the time very dissapointing. I think I'll wait until it's available for streaming and keep my expectations shallow.

 

[GentleOx]

@PetiteSheWolf I'm so glad you got to watch it. Love your rating and agree with you totally, the ending didn't quite stick the landing.
@JCU Thank you!
@NancyTree It's a very good sequel, I felt. Look forward to hearing what you think when you watch it.

You're tuned into 55.5 OXFM and I'm your host, Ox, bringing you the latest juicy workout! Today was a Push day.

Bench Press: 140 x 3. Slow and smooth, not easy, but good reps nonetheless.
Incline Bench: 100 x 5. I missed these, and took out the Overhead Press to give my upper pecs some work.
Rope Pushdowns: 12 x 6. Due to elbow pain, I couldn't go any heavier on these.
Dumbbell Hammer Curls: 20 x 20.
Goblet Curls: 24 x 8.
+22000 steps!

Super tired. I tried to do my usual extra cardio after walking my steps, but was just too tired, and sore from my leg workout days ago.

We went to see The Last Dance on Saturday (review below) and had a buffet lunch afterward, which gave me a small stomach ache. Less soup next time? It was so delicious!

Have yourselves a great Sunday, Bees!

Playing: Still more Sulfur. Have also made my way through DA:V slowly, though browsing the web has spoiled some of the bigger revelations. Not that that's going to stop me from playing, though. Again, there's that contrast between AAA games that need huge chunks of time, versus smaller indies like Sulfur (which, to be fair, felt like an answer to my gaming prayers), and it's interesting to see Sulfur win out so far.

Watching: Yesterday, mom and I watched The Last Dance, a local Hong Kong movie about the funeral business and traditional Taoist ceremonies. Here's a review.

Here's a trailer:

Summary: A compelling drama that shines a light into one of Hong Kong's most revered customs. Great character work and acting set this one apart.

Dominic is awfully down on his luck: after the pandemic he's bounced from odd job to odd job, lately finding work as a wedding MC, and dealing with crushing debt. Luckily, he seems to have found a new venture as a business partner in a funeral arrangement business that also offers traditional Taoist funeral ceremonies. The catch is that he has to share the business with the current owner, the veteran Taoist priest Man, whose skill in conducting ceremonies and adherence to Taoist ceremonies is matched only by his stubbornness and outdated views. His daughter, an EMT, and his son, a lazy and lacklustre follower in the family business, chafe at his unpleasant character. But after a disastrous start with his first funeral (it needs to be seen to be believed), Dominic manages to cozy up to ill-tempered Man and befriend him. Over time, Dominic immerses himself in the customary practices, while Man struggles with his advancing age, and stern attitude towards his children.

So to start, this one was pretty popular - I saw tickets being snapped up, and mom and I found ourselves among a full audience. You might realize from reading my reviews that I don't tend to watch dramas - my tastes go more towards horror, action, and war films. So it's rare for me to watch a movie like this, and even rarer that I end up liking and appreciating it.

There's a surprisingly compelling drama at the centre of it all, with little bits of humour sprinkled in. To wit: In his very first funeral deal, Dominic learns that the deceased loved sports cars, and so he has a paper Maserati "driven" into the funeral hall. The brother of the deceased, furiously rebukes Dominic by stating that this already garish gesture is made worse by the fact that his brother died in a Maserati crash!

That's the first half of the film; it deals with Dominic coming to grips with the funeral business, and balancing his charm and practical skills with the more tradition-minded Man, whose closed-mindedness slowly rips his family apart. The second half of the film deals with Man's disabilities, and how he struggles to redeem himself. Mom and I noted that everyone in the film gives a solid performance, with particular praise given to Dayo Wong (Dominic), Michael Hui (Man), and Michelle Wai (his daughter, Yuet-Kwok). I found the ending particularly powerful, as it challenges stereotypes, and ends on a note of connection and hope - while Pou Deih Yuk (the Chinese title) refers to the ceremony used to protect the dead in the afterlife, the living are in equal need of protection and shepherding.

I also appreciate that while not gratuitous, the movie doesn't shy away from the challenges of running a funeral business. It's heartbreaking to structure human suffering, and attention is given to the way each mourner copes with loss. While likely not the first Hong Kong film to deal with this sector, it's likely the best. As usual, Hong Kong itself is a character, as shown in the warehouses, noodle shops, parks, and apartments, with all their damage and wear over the years. I do like that the film has social commentary on the effect of the pandemic - it's true that Hong Kong people are struggling, and indeed, many are moving away. If I had to dock points, I would say that it's a touch too long - you could cut 10-15 minutes of the plot without losing the cameraderie and struggle that are central to the film. There's a subplot with someone having an affair that barely pays off, and could be cut from the film entirely, for example. Otherwise, it's a very strong film, and it's incredibly rare that a drama (from anywhere) holds my attention as it did.

Cantonese note: It's often frustrating for me to watch local movies because I don't completely understand what the characters are saying (maybe 60% at best); Cantonese is notorious for its wordplay, rapid-fire use of slang, and fluidity, and I often have to rely on the subtitles to flesh out my understanding. I'll treat it as a learning experience, as I got a lot of new vocabulary from this movie.

For its status as a deservingly acclaimed local hit, I give The Last Dance four and a half cheap funeral souvenirs out of five.

Listening to: Darren Korb - Olympus Aflame (Hades 2 Soundtrack). This one's been on repeat for me for several days now. Korb has this amazing knack for pulling together different instruments, and tying them into a dignified, but catchy song. The second half of the song takes what's already a compelling melody, and ups the intensity with guitar licks and steady drumming (this is the case with many of Hades and Hades 2's music).

 

[GentleOx]

My name is Oxymandias, King of Bulls! Look upon my girth, and despair! Wait a minute...

Hello again Bees! After taking yesterday off to get some work done, I was back in the gym today for a Pull day. Today I resurrected my deadlifting, though to no dramatic results.

Deadlifts: 145 x 5. These didn't feel great, but I'll chalk that up to my not doing them these last few months. I'll slowly build upon this weight, and shoot for 150 next week.
Barbell Rows: 105 x 5. Okay, ho-hum.
Meadows Rows: 46.25 x 6.
Upright Rows: 40 x 6. This is the first time I've done these in recent memory. They feel alright.
Wide-Grip Lat Pulldowns: 60 x 6.
Incline Rows: 30 x 6, more than I've ever done.
+ About 21000 steps.

And that was that. I had some real Rain Ox action today; it's been drizzling thanks to the typhoon passing by, and everyone is bundled up. Not coincidentally, this has been the coldest day of the year, which is a development I absolutely welcome (still wandering around outside in my workout clothes).

Bundle up and stay cosy, Bees!

Playing: I still haven't played any DA:V this week! Really should get back on that, but Sulfur still has an iron grip on me. Speaking of which, I've lost my most treasured loadouts numerous times (if you die during a run, everything in your inventory is lost!), but I still keep coming back for more. Which is a little frustrating, because right now, the campaign is unfinished. The genius of the game is that there are so many items dropped by enemies - that said, the problem is that drops are completely random. Oh well, back to stockpiling more food and looting more gear.

Watching: Some Seal Team at the gym - it turned out to be a stealth 9/11 episode which I found to be overtly mawkish. Regarding late night cinema, I'll try to resume my watch of House of 1000 Corpses tonight. Such a gleefully bananas flick, of which I'll post my impressions soon. Edit: I'm near enough to the end that I'm going to add my review. It won't be a long one.

So as to not get ahead of myself, here's a trailer.

In 1977, a group of college students are travelling the backroads of America in order to visit roadside attractions and interesting locales. After chancing upon Captain Spaulding's museum of oddities, the group goes on their way, only to have their car break down. After accepting an invitation to have their car fixed and spend dinner at a ranch, the group finds themselves in the clutches of the demented and murderous Firefly clan (I spent an embarrassing amount of time thinking of how to write this synopsis).

The verdict: A wildly unsubtle attempt at horror that's inadvertently silly, embarrassing, and just poorly made.

Some context: This was Rob Zombie's feature-film debut (the Firefly clan feature prominently in several other films Zombie has directed since this one): it's more like an exercise in fetishized horror style than anything else (including competent filmmaking). This one does not have a good reputation, and it's pretty well-deserved. Simply put, the film is a mess. Half of the film is mediocre - just simple mediocrity, and the other half is an acid-trip music video of jarring edits, gory imagery, and sheer randomness. But when you strip away all the style and trappings, what you get is a crappy homage to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

It's clear that Zombie is in love with his antagonists (after all, they feature in most of his films), but the Firefly clan is just a cartoonish version of the family from TCM. There's a lot of funky, stream-of-consciousness dialogue, but at the end of the day, poorly-written is poorly-written, and it's hard to care about any of the characters when you don't have the acting of much better films.

So the acting is truly amateurish (even with horror vets like Sid Haig and Karen Black), the plot so scant as to be non-existent (not always a flaw, mind you), there's an overdose of style, and a lack of cohesion, but I've ignored the obvious question : Is it scary?

It's depraved, certainly. But not scary - for a film with such a reputation, I was expecting wild kills and torture, and we get some of that? I would opine that the film is too busy getting in its own way to scare us much. Better and truly scarier films have been made, even in this overused genre.

For its cinematic faults, I proudly award House of a 1000 Corpses half a piece of fried chicken out of five.

Listening to: Neon Overdrive - Saturday. I love the relaxed old-school synth feel of this one.